Prostate cancer news

YOU DON'T HAVE TO choke it. You don't even have to punch it. And whether you call it a chicken or label it your clown matters not. The fact is, giving your junk a healthy juggle may reduce your risk of prostate cancer.

In a recent study published by the British Journal of Urology International researchers discovered that the more guys chaffed the chinchilla, the less likely they were to develop cancer in the can. The survey of more than 2,000 (between the ages of 20 to 50) went on to add that men who had ejaculated more than five times per week during their 20s had a 33% lower chance of developing the disease later in life. This is welcome news for millions of Magic the Gathering fans, who no doubt will benefit the most, having "flushed" carcinogens from their bodies along with the white stuff. And before you swordsmen reply, "So what--I was actually getting laid!" bite your tongue. Sadly, actual sex may not produce the same effect because it exposes you to social diseases that may increase the risk of a problematic prostate.